CHILLIN’ AT THE HOUSE ONE NIGHT
ME AND MY GIRL WE GOT IN A FIGHT
IT WAS JUST THE NORMAL B.S.
WE’VE BOTH GOT ISSUES AND WE’RE UNDER DURESS
I DIDN’T ANSWER WHEN MY CELL PHONE BUZZED
TURNS OUT IT WAS A TALL GUY COVERED WITH FUZZ

CHEWBACCA LEFT ME A MESSAGE
HE SAID, “I HEARD YOU YELL AT YOUR GIRL”
HE SAID, “YOU GOTTA LIVE A BETTER LIFE”
BUT HE’S NOT THERE WHEN I DIAL HIS PHONE
CHEWBACCA, WHY’D YOU LEAVE ME ALONE?

7-11 AT 5:15
NO SCRILLA WHEN I REACH IN MY JEANS
THE PLACE IS PACKED, SO I TAKE A CHANCE
STUFF A PACK OF GUM RIGHT DOWN IN MY PANTS
THEN MY PHONE’S RINGING OFF THE HOOK
VOICEMAIL FROM A WOOKIE TELLING ME I’M A CROOK

CHEWBACCA LEFT ME A MESSAGE OOO, CHEWBACCA, OOO
HE SAID, “I SAW YOU STEAL THAT GUM”
HE SAID, “YOU GOTTA LIVE A BETTER LIFE” OOO, CHEWBACCA, OOO
BUT WHEN I CALL I GET OTHER RACES
THE PEOPLE THAT ANSWER DON’T HAVE FURRY FACES

CHEWBACCA, PLEASE CALL ME BACK
MY SENSIBILITIES ARE UNDER ATTACK
I GOT MORE PROBLEMS THAN AN EWOK CAN DEAL WITH
BUT SINCE YOU’RE A WOOKIE I’M SURE YOU CAN HANDLE IT
HOW DO YOU SEE ALL THE THINGS THAT I DO?
ARE YOU SECRETLY A JEDI? CAN YOU USE THE FORCE, TOO?
PLEASE HELP ME FEEL BETTER, HELP ME FEEL NO PAIN
WHY DON’T YOU ANSWER YOUR PHONE SO THAT I CAN EXPLAIN?

CHEWBACCA LEFT ME A MESSAGE OOO, CHEWBACCA, OOO
HE SAID, “YOU’RE BEING SELF-ABSORBED”
HE SAID, “YOU GOTTA LIVE A BETTER LIFE” OOO, CHEWBACCA, OOO
BUT HE’S NOT THERE WHEN I TRY AND CALL
I’M WONDERING IF IT’S REALLY CHEWBACCA AT ALL
CHEWBACCA LEFT ME A MESSAGE OOO, CHEWBACCA, OOO
HE SAID HIS NUMBER HAD CHANGED
HE HOWLED ME HIS NEW DIGITS OOO, CHEWBACCA, OOO
NOW I’M CALLING HIM TO FIND MY WAY
I’M CALLING CHEWBACCA EVERY DAY

CALLING CHEWBACCA
CALLING CHEWBACCA