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Feezle Day

by Dr. Pants

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YOU WANNA KILL? JUST AIM AND FIRE I’D RATHER CHILL; IT TAKES ME HIGHER I WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU CREATE I WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE AND HATE PUT THE RECORD ON PUT THE RECORD ON FEEL THE POWER OF ROCK AND ROLL ARE YOU LISTENING? IT’S GONNA SAVE YOUR SOUL YOU WANNA READ? OPEN YOUR BOOK YEAH, I CAN HANG; I’LL TAKE A LOOK BUT HAVE YOU HEARD THIS NEW CD ONE HUNDRED TALES TO SET YOU FREE PUT THE RECORD ON PUT THE RECORD ON FEEL THE POWER OF ROCK AND ROLL I’VE BEEN LISTENING IT’S GONNA SAVE MY SOUL YOU WANNA LIVE? WELL GO AHEAD LIVE FOR ROCK AND ROLL UNTIL YOU’RE DEAD JOHN, PAUL AND GEORGE, AND RINGO, TOO PUT THE RECORD ON, YOU’LL KNOW WHAT TO DO
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Is It Evil? 01:30
IS IT EVIL? IS IT EVIL? IS IT EVIL? IS IT EVIL? YES…YES… I SEE THE EVIL THE EVIL OF THE PEOPLE EVIL EVIL EVIL EVIL
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Lovepig 03:15
LOVEPIG IS ON THE COUCH LOVEPIG LOVEPIG IS LICKING MY FACE LOVEPIG LOVEPIG IS FEELIN’ THE FUNK LOVEPIG
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Around 03:34
LONELINESS IS NOT WHAT I LIKE BEST IT PUTS MY SUPPOSEDLY STRONG HEART TO THE TEST THINGS THAT I CAN’T DO, OR SAY TO YOUR FACE JUST BECAUSE CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE PUT US OUT OF PLACE I’M NOT THE GUY WHO WILL PUSH YOU AROUND BUT I’LL PULL YOU TO ME AS MUCH AS I CAN JUST GIVE ME THE ONE THING THAT MAKES MY HEART POUND I JUST WANNA HOLD YOU AND BE YOUR MAN I KNOW IT’S NOTHING I HAVEN’T SAID BEFORE BUT BEING APART MAKES ME HAVE TO SAY IT ALL THE MORE ON THE PHONE, OR I’LL SEND YOU A TAPE THESE THINGS PUT MY SOUL IN SUCH BAD SHAPE YOU ARE LIKE NOTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN WE HELP EACH OTHER TO NOT FEEL SO ALONE AND WHEN I HOLD YOU, YOU FULFILL ME YOU MAKE ME CRAZY, YOU MAKE ME BE
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I’M STARTING TO GET SCARED I LIVE IN FEAR I THINK THE DAYS OF NOT BEING YOUNG ANYMORE ARE GETTING NEAR THERE’S A BIT OF A BULGE DOWN BELOW MY CHEST IT MIGHT BE ALL THAT BEER I DRANK AT OKTOBERFEST I’M GETTIN’ A GUT ALL COVERED WITH HAIR I’M ONLY 23 BUT IT’S ALREADY THERE I’M GETTIN’ A GUT IT’S ABOUT TO STRIKE DON’T’CHA DIG MY BIG OL’ GUT IS THAT WHAT YOU LIKE? IT’S LIKE A SNEAK ATTACK PANTS ARE GETTING TIGHT WILL I BE ABLE TO KEEP IT TAN OR WILL IT BE PALE AND WHITE? IT’S LIKE A MONSTER MOVIE IT’S A BIG DISGRACE MY FEAR ABOUT MY GUT ALL OVER MY FACE
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IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME I TRY TO INVENT THE LIME I GET MESSED UP IN THE HEAD AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE SAID BUT THE TRUTH IS OUT OF REACH SO OTHERS TRY TO TEACH BUT I TELL THEM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA KNOW I WANNA BE WHO I AM LET ME LEARN THE HARD WAY I WANNA BE WHO I AM I’M NOT THERE YET TODAY SO LEAVE ME ALONE IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME I TRY TO LIVE IN PEACE MY MIND JUST DOESN’T CEASE AND I GET A PARANOIA INCREASE THINGS DON’T HAPPEN RIGHT SO I JUST WANNA FIGHT DON’T TRY TO MAKE ME STOP CUZ I’LL JUST DRIVE ON DOWN THE BLOCK GIVE ME STRENGTH AGAIN TELL ME I’M NOT GONE BE MY SUBTLE STANDBY THIS THERAPY IS WRONG TELL ME THERE’S NO DANGER WHERE MY MIND WANTS TO WANDER TO I’M TALKING TO MY LIME I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU GIVE ME A REPORT WHEN I GET BACK TO TOWN I’LL PROBABLY FEEL DOWN CUZ MY MIND WILL JUMP AROUND YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WITH ME I JUST WANNA SEE WHY I GET CONDEMNED BECAUSE MY EXPERIENCE IS SLIM
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Tim 01:10
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THEY SAY, “BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU ARE GIVEN.” THE ONES THAT SAY IT ARE GETTING SOMETHING GOOD THEY’RE THE ONES WHO NEVER FEEL DEPRIVED THEY’RE THE ONES WHO FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD THAT’S NOT ME THAT’S NOT ME I’M SITTING HERE TOWING THE LINE BUT IF YOU ASK ME, “HOW YA DOING?” I’LL PROBABLY SAY I’M JUST FINE SOMEBODY TOLD ME JUST THE OTHER DAY YOU GET BACK WHAT YOU PUT IN IF YOU STAY THE COURSE, IF YOU MAKE THE EFFORT THAT’S WHEN YOUR TEAM’S GONNA WIN THAT’S NOT ME THAT’S NOT ME I’VE LOST ALL THAT I HAD BUT IF YOU ASK ME WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT I’LL PROBABLY SAY THAT I’M GLAD I THINK I READ SOMEWHERE, ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A MAN WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRL HE HAD A FRIEND WHO TOLD HIM WE’RE ALL LIVING IN THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS THAT’S NOT ME THAT’S NOT ME I DON’T WANNA BE HERE TODAY BUT IF YOU ASK ME, “HOW’S IT GOING?” I’LL PROBABLY SAY IT’S OKAY IF YOU ASK ME HOW I’M FEELING I’LL PROBABLY SAY I’M OKAY
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Happy 04:06
HELLO, MY DEAR WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU TODAY? SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE AND I’M GLAD YOU’LL ALWAYS STAY I KNOW YOU’RE SCARED THAT SOMEDAY I MIGHT GO NEVER FEAR I WROTE A SONG TO LET YOU KNOW I’M HAPPY TO BE WITH YOU I’M HAPPY YOU’RE HAPPY, TOO IS IT A CRIME THAT I MISS YOU ALL DAY LONG? I KNOW IT’S RIGHT, AND I KNOW IT’S NEVER WRONG SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT WE SHOULDN’T BE AS ONE THEY DON’T KNOW SHIT THEY DON’T KNOW IT’S THIS MUCH FUN
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LET’S MAKE LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY CLOSE TO MINE LET’S GO OUT JUST THE TWO OF US TONIGHT LET’S GO HAVE A GOOD TIME CUZ I JUST WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE AGAIN IT USED TO BE SO FINE, WHY DID IT HAVE TO END? I JUST WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE AGAIN YOU USED TO BE SO KIND, YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND I WANNA HEAR YOU WHISPER IN MY EAR I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME I WANT YOU TO SMILE WHEN I WALK INTO THE ROOM DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE ABOVE ME YOU TREATED ME BAD I AIN’T SAYING THAT’S ALL RIGHT I JUST WANNA BE THE ONE THAT KEEPS YOU WARM AT NIGHT AND EVEN THOUGH I KNOW THIS PAIN AIN’T GOIN’ AWAY I STILL WANNA LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS I STILL WANNA LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS I DIDN’T WANT TO LEAVE YOU LIKE I DID I DIDN’T WANNA CAUSE YOU PAIN I WAS HURTING, I NEARLY LOST MY MIND FOR FEAR OUR LOVE WAS IN VAIN SO NOW I ASK YOU TO GIVE YOUR LOVE TO M TAKE WHAT’S INSIDE AND LET IT OUT I KNOW YOU FEEL, SO LET THOSE FEELINGS SHOW YOU KNOW THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT
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My Pants 03:38
MY PANTS ARE LOOSE MY PANTS ARE TIGHT MY PANTS ARE BLACK MY PANTS ARE WHITE MY PANTS ARE OLD MY PANTS ARE NEW WHEN IT COMES TO LEGS MY PANTS HAVE TWO MY PANTS ARE BIG MY PANTS ARE SMALL MY PANTS WILL PUT YOU UP AGAINST THE WALL MY PANTS ARE STUPID MY PANTS ARE SMART MY PANTS DON’T STOP BUT THEY MIGHT START, YEAH DO YA LIKE MY PANTS? MY PANTS ARE WILD MY PANTS ARE TAME MY PANTS ARE ABLE MY PANTS ARE LAME MY PANTS ARE WEAK MY PANTS ARE STRONG MY PANTS ARE WHY I WROTE THIS SONG MY PANTS ARE LOVE MY PANTS ARE HATE MY PANTS ARE CURVY MY PANTS ARE STRAIGHT MY PANTS ARE HARDCORE MY PANTS RELAXED MY PANTS A MESS MY PANTS IN STACKS DO YA LIKE MY PANTS? MY PANTS ARE REAL MY PANTS ARE FAKE MY PANTS ASLEEP MY PANTS AWAKE MY PANTS ARE FAST MY PANTS ARE SLOW MY PANTS IN RAIN MY PANTS IN SNOW MY PANTS ARE RIGHT MY PANTS ARE WRONG MY PANTS KINDERGARTEN MY PANTS ARE DONG MY PANTS ARE GOOD MY PANTS ARE BAD MY PANTS SUPER BITCHIN’ MY PANTS ARE RAD DO YA LIKE MY PANTS? MY PANTS ARE GONE MY PANTS ARE HERE MY PANTS LIKE SODA MY PANTS LIKE BEER MY PANTS ARE UGLY MY PANTS ARE NICE MY PANTS CHARBROILED MY PANTS ON ICE MY PANTS CAN KILL YOU MY PANTS CAN HEAL MY PANTS CAN GIVE MY PANTS CAN STEAL MY PANTS IN DOUBT MY PANTS BONAFIDE MY PANTS IN THE HOUSE MY PANTS OUTSIDE DO YA LIKE MY PANTS?
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Winning Me Over (free) 04:11
WE USED TO BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS NOW IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE THINGS WE’VE BEEN HAVE GONE BAD IT’S SO SAD WE USED TO BE SO CIVILIZED NOW I CAN’T LOOK IN YOUR EYES ANYMORE WHAT FOR? I’M GOING BACK TO WHERE I BELONG I’M GOING BACK TO A BEAUTIFUL SONG I’M GOING BACK TO THE ONE THAT I LOVE CUZ SHE’S WINNING ME OVER SHE’S WINNING ME OVER FROM YOU SHE’S WINNING ME OVER FROM YOU AND I KNOW THAT IT’S TRUE BECAUSE ALL THE THINGS THAT I DO THEY WIN HER, TOO WE WERE YOUNG AND WE WERE INSANE AND WE WERE HAPPY TO FEEL THE PAIN OF OUR LOVE WE GOT SHOVED BUT NOW YOU THINK THAT YOU’RE GONNA WIN BUT NOW I’M FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN AND IT’S REAL IT’S HOW I FEEL I’M HERE AGAIN AND I’M FEELING GOOD I FEEL LIKE I KNOW I SHOULD SHE’S HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE IT FEELS BRAND NEW TO ME IT FEELS SO GOOD TO ME IT’S TIME FOR HER TO LET ME BE ME
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Mush Pot 03:57
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Ruins 03:31
I HAD SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE VALUED I DIDN’T REALIZE THAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IMPORTANT TO ME WITHOUT THAT KIND OF TIES THE WAYS OF THE WORLD SWALLOWED MY MIND I TURNED INTO A FOOL SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME THAT IT JUST WASN’T COOL THE RESPECT IT FALLS DOWN IN RUINS SO WHAT DO I DO NOW? I KEPT A DISTANCE, BUT YOU NEVER CAME BACK TO BUILD AGAIN, I DON’T KNOW HOW MISINTERPRETATION I’VE DONE FROM A NEED TO BELIEVE YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS TO GIVE AND GIVE AND NOT RECEIVE IF YOU REALLY CARED WHY DIDN’T YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN? YOU LEFT IT ALL ALONE AND JUST LET ME GO INSANE HEY HEY DON’T MAKE ME PARANOID HEY HEY IT’S TOO EASY TO AVOID SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT I COULDN’T RELAX SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU THAT I NEEDED THE FACTS I’M JUST SO SORRY THAT IT TURNED OUT THIS WAY I GUESS IT’S ALL MY FAULT THAT WE DON’T SPEAK TODAY
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Grown Up Now 03:35
I’M SICK OF TRYING, NEEDING STRESSING OUT AND GETTING NOTHING BACK FROM HURTING SQUIRTING THE TEARS OUT FROM MY EYES I CRY NEEDING YOU AND NEEDING A REAL LIFE, SOME CONCRETE AND AN INDICATION THAT I’M ON MY OWN TWO FEET BUT YOU KNOW THAT’S OKAY IT’S TIME FOR CHILDHOOD HAPPINESS TO GET UP AND GO AWAY I’M GROWN UP NOW I HAVE NO PLACE, NO SPACE CUZ I CAN’T GET A JOB AND PAY THE RENT I’M SPENT AND TO TOP IT OFF MY WOMAN IS IN GEORGIA OH LORD YA YA GOTTA GET ME THROUGH CUZ I AM GONE SO WRONG ABOUT WHAT IT’D BE LIKE WHEN I GOT HERE I’M SHOCKED BY MY DISMAY AT THE FACT THAT CHILDHOOD HAPPINESS HAS GOT UP AND GONE AWAY I’M GROWN UP NOW I’M SICK OF PAIN, DISDAIN HATRED FOR MONEY AND ITS DEEDS I BLEED MY HEART OUT TO MY WOMAN ON THE PHONE I DRONE AND RAMBLE ABOUT HOW MUCH I MISS HER TO KISS HER I WOULD GIVE ALL THE MONEY THAT I NEED TO LIVE OUT EVERY DAY IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDHOOD HAPPINESS HAS GOT UP AND GONE AWAY I’M GROWN UP NOW
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Vacation 03:23
IN THE HOUSE I READ A BOOK OR TWO IN THE HOUSE I SIT AND THINK ABOUT YOU IN THE HOUSE I WISH I LIVED SOMEWHERE ELSE IN THE HOUSE I STEW INSIDE MY HELL IT’S ALL CUZ YOU’RE GONE IN MY BRAIN I THINK I MIGHT BE GOD IN MY BRAIN I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS IN MY BRAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT IN MY BRAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT IN THE WORLD I’M NOT LIKE ANYBODY IN THE WORLD I WANNA LOVE EVERYBODY IN THE WORLD I ALWAYS WANT YOU HERE IN THE WORLD I NEED YOU TO CALM MY FEARS
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Spectator 03:42
SOMEBODY SAID THAT IT WOULDN’T LAST BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT WASN’T ME I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP TO LOOK AROUND INSTEAD OF SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME WATCHING TV AND NOW IT’S ALMOST OVER YOUR LIVES HAVE FALLEN APART I’M JUST STANDING BY AND I’M WATCHING IT HAPPEN AND I’M SEEING YOUR PAIN AND I KNOW IT’S TOO LATE SOMEBODY SAID IT’S ALL ABOUT YOUR PARENTS BUT I THINK IF YOU WANT YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM YOUR GENES YOU TREAT EACH OTHER LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN CARE AND YOU THINK THAT THE END’S JUSTIFYING THE MEANS BUT YOU JUST WON’T ADMIT IT THAT YOU BOTH MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRONG IT WASN’T REAL TO YOU AND NOW IT’S DECAYING AND THAT WILL BE LEFT IS A SAD, SAD SONG YOU KNOW LOVE IS NOT DUTY-FREE IT’S LIKE A PROJECT YOU’RE CONSTANTLY WORKING ON IT MUST BE FED TO LIVE SO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT PERSON YOU’RE JERKING ON RIGHT ON SOMEBODY SAID THAT YOU JUST WEREN’T READY AND IT’S PROBABLY A LOT MORE TRUE THAN YOU KNOW INSTEAD OF FEELING LIKE YOU WERE IN IT TOGETHER YOU BOTH WANTED TO FEEL LIKE YOU WERE RUNNING THE SHOW AND NOW THAT IT’S OVER YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND YOU BOTH BECAME THE PEOPLE YOU HATED AND NOW YOU HAVE TO QUIT AND START ALL OVER AGAIN
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The Weasel 02:53
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I Want You 05:04
ONCE UPON A TIME I WOULD’VE NEVER SAID IT LIKE THIS I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN’T WANT ME TO BUT NOW I SEE THAT THESE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT AND THEY’RE ALL A PART OF YOU UNRIVALED BY EVERY GIRL AROUND YOU YOU’RE THE ONE THAT MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAY WHAT I CAN I DO BUT REACH OUT AND TOUCH YOU? PULL YOU CLOSER UNTIL I CAN SAY THAT I WANT YOU I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL WANTED BUT I CAN’T IF YOU WON’T LET ME PROVE THAT I WANT YOU I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL WANTED SO TELL ME WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO DO HOW CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE WHEN I DON’T THINK YOU HEAR WHAT I SAY? WHEN YOU LISTEN TO ME AGAIN I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT EVERY DAY I THINK ABOUT YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE ANYONE ELSE OR ANYWHERE I DREAM ABOUT YOUR EYES, YOUR BODY AND YOUR SKIN AND I DREAM ABOUT YOUR HAIR DEEP INSIDE YOUR INSIDE PLACE THERE’S A GIRL WHO KNOWS THIS IS TRUE THAT I’M THE MAN WHO LOVES YOU MORE THAN ALL AND YOUR BEAUTY MAKES ME A FOOL MAYBE I TOOK YOUR GOOD HEART FOR GRANTED AND I KNOW I HURT YOU SO BAD I FEEL LIKE I HAVE WASTED THE WORLD PLEASE DON’T LET IT MAKE YOU STAY SAD
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Dandy 04:25
I’M ABOUT TO KICK THIS SHIT ONE TIME ON THE SCENE WITH A NEW FRESH RHYME LIKE A BRAND NEW TOMATO PICKED OFF THE VINE YOU’RE GONNA SAVOR EVERY BITE CUZ IT’S SO FINE SNERT 61 IS MY SCREEN NAME MY SUPER FRESH STYLE’S GONNA GET ME FAME I JAM ON THE WEASEL AND I RHYME ABOUT PANTS IF YOU ASK ME TO FAKE IT I’LL SAY NO CHANCE I’M THE PIED PIPER YOU CAN CALL ME PIED WENT TO LONG JOHN SILVER’S TO GET SOME FRIED WHEN I’M ON THE MIC I’M SO DIGNIFIED BY THE LAWS OF FUNK I DO ABIDE I’M ALL ABOUT THAT TYLENOL ACTION I TAKE IT FOR PAIN RELIEF SATISFACTION I AIN’T ABOUT PAIN, I AIN’T ABOUT SUFFERIN’ I TAKE TYLENOL BUT I DON’T TAKE BUFFERIN GOT THE AQUARIUS SIGN CUZ I WAS BORN IN JANUARY I RHYME LIKE A MOTHER AND I SING LIKE A CANARY WHEN YOU HEAR MY RECORD YOU’LL SAY HAIL MARY I GOTS ROXY MUSIC LIKE I WAS BRYAN FERRY YOU KNOW THAT MY WIFE KEEPS ME SATISFIED YOU KNOW WE’VE LAUGHED AND THAT WE’VE CRIED NO PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT, NO DIVORCE ATTORNEY YOU KNOW I’M GONNA LOVE HER FAITHFULLY LIKE JOURNEY I’M GOIN’ BUGHOUSE AND I’M DOIN’ THE WEASEL YOU KNOW ON FEEZLE DAY I GO OUT AND SEE THE FEEZLES I DON’T GOT THE MUMPS & I DON’T GOT THE MEASELS MY RHYMES FUEL YOU UP LIKE HARDCORE DIESEL GONNA BE THE MAD PROMOTER WHEN I PUT ON WEASELFEST TIME TO PUT A GREAT IDEA TO THE TEST WHEN I’M PUTTIN’ SHIT TOGETHER YOU KNOW THAT I’M THE BEST MASTER OF THE WAVEFORM & I’M RIDIN’ THE CREST INTIMIDATIN’ PLAYAZ CUZ I GOTS MAD MATERIAL IT’S NOT JUST SPOOKY IT’S FUCKIN’ ETHEREAL HONEY NUT CHEERIOS IS MY FAVORITE CEREAL I’M GRAND MOFF TARKIN, I’M A BADASS IMPERIAL CHASTITY BONO, CHASTITY BELT LUCY LAWLESS, LUCY VAN PELT I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL THAT I HAVE FELT I SOUND SO NICE I MAKE THE LADIES MELT GROOVES SO SMOOTH YOU THINK I USE AND EPILATOR HIT MY TARGET EVERY TIME LIKE THE TERMINATOR MAKIN’ IT SO HOT YOU’LL NEED A VENTILATOR DON’T EDIT MY SHIT I JUST USE RAW DATA HEAR MY SHIT & YOU KNOW IT’S THE MEAT RHYMES FROM THE MIND NOT FROM THE STREET MAKE YOU WIGGLE YOUR ASS & MOVE YOUR FEET BUSTIN’ OLD SCHOOL RHYMES OVER OLD SCHOOL BEATS
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Yer Mom 05:03
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My Size 04:23
MY HEAD FEELS HUGE IT’S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, MY UNIVERSE INSIDE IT IT MAKES ME FEEL JUST LIKE GOD DOES THAT’S WHY I HIDE IT I’M TRYING TO HIDE FROM YOU BECAUSE I FEAR YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME ALL OF US ARE CONSCIOUS AND NOT A ONE OF US IS FREE WHY WILL WE DIE AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT AWAITS US? FAITH IS NOT TRUTH IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT WHAT CREATES US FAITH JUST MASKS MY PAIN ABOUT THE FEAR I HAVE EACH DAY YET I STILL GO ABOUT MY BUSINESS THE SAME OLD WAY EVEN THOUGH I’M TOO BIG I TRY TO KNOW I’M SMALL BUT WHEN I LOOK UP IN THE SKY IT DOESN’T HELP AT ALL SOMETIMES I HEAR THINGS THAT I THINK MIGHT BE TRUE BUT THEN A VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD SAYS, “THAT’LL NEVER DO” I’M LIVING NOW CONSCIOUS OF MORE THAN WHAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD I AM STILL YOUNG MAYBE I’LL GET IT IF ONLY I COULD RIGHT NOW MY PATIENCE IS LITTLE I FEEL MY CLICK TICK TOO FAST SO I TREASURE LIFE AND KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT LAST
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Some Things 04:04
YOU’RE OUT OF TOWN, I’M OUT OF TOUCH IT SEEMS I’M NOT MUCH FUN ANYMORE MY HOROSCOPE SAYS THAT I’M TOO WEIRD SO HOW COME I STILL FEEL LIKE A BORE? THE PAPERS SAY THAT FUN HAS DIED THAT WORKING IS THE ONLY THING LEFT THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE EMPTY ROOM IN WHICH THE FUN USED TO BE KEPT SOMETHING IS MISSING AGAIN SOMETHING IS MAKING ME SEARCH IN VAIN SOME THINGS HAVE ALREADY BEEN SOME THINGS WILL START TO BECOME MUNDANE IS LIFE A JOKE? THE HELL IT IS I FEEL LIKE I COULD UPROOT A TREE SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN UP WHY SHOULDN’T THEY BE LAUGHING AT ME? IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY SOCIAL LIFE CUZ IT’S GONE AND I’M BORED AND I’M SEIZING THEY PUT ME IN AN EMOTIONAL CAVE AND I SCREAM, “LET ME OUT” CUZ I’M FREEZING IT’S ALL A TRICK, IT’S ALL A RUSE I DON’T THINK I CAN GO ON WITH IT NOW BUT THEN AGAIN, I’M JUST A FOOL MY TROUBLED MIND IS TIPPING THE COWS IT’S NOT WORTH TRYING TO FIGURE OUT WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST HANG OUT AND CHILL BECAUSE IF I DON’T SING ABOUT IT NOW I KNOW SOME TIME SOMBODY ELSE WILL
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WE USED TO LIVE UNDER THE LIGHTS WE USED TO HANG OUT EVERY NIGHT WE USED TO KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE WE USED TO LIVE UNDER THE LIGHTS WE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING WE NEVER WANTED TO SPREAD OUR WINGS WE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING WE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING AND I MISS YOU YOU KNOW I DO AND I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WE’LL NEVER BE THERE AGAIN AND IN MY HEAD MIKE B. ISN’T DEAD AND THE CAFES NEVER CLOSE AND MAKE YOU GO HOME I NEVER NEEDED TO HAVE A DRINK I ALWAYS HAD ENOUGH TIME TO THINK FEELING MY WAY WORKED OUT OKAY WITH GREGORY STARK AND RACHEL FINK AND I MISS YOU YOU KNOW I DO AND I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WE’LL NEVER BE THERE AGAIN AND IN MY HEAD GREG STARK ISN’T DEAD AND THE CAFES NEVER CLOSE AND MAKE YOU GO HOME I ALWAYS WANT THE THINGS I LACK BUT NOW I NEVER CAN GO BACK TO THE PLACE WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME CUZ SINCE THEN IT’S NEVER BEEN THE SAME WE USED TO LIVE UNDER THE LIGHTS WE USED TO HANG OUT EVERY NIGHT THERE WILL BE LIGHTS AGAIN ONE DAY AND YOU’LL BE THERE AND I WON’T HAVE TO SAY THAT I MISS YOU YOU KNOW I DO AND I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WE’LL NEVER BE THERE AGAIN AND IN MY HEAD MATT FLOYD ISN’T DEAD AND THE CAFÉS NEVER CLOSE AND MAKE YOU GO HOME AND I MISS YOU YOU KNOW I DO AND I CAN’T BELIEVE THAT WE’LL NEVER BE THERE AGAIN AND IN MY HEAD MIKE AND GREG, GREG T, GREG S, DEVON, NATASHA, WENDY, MEGHAN, SARAH, LAURA H, AMY, HILLARY, DAVE AND BEKAH ARE HERE WE USED TO LIVE UNDER THE LIGHTS
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Eggplant 101 02:46
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Meditate 04:26
HEY, WHY YOU MAKING SO MUCH NOISE TODAY? STOP LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT TIME, OR IT’LL NEVER COME YOUR WAY YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GOING FOR BEFORE YOU GET CARRIED AWAY YOU KNOW IT’S LIKE YOU’RE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME DON’T YOU WISH YOU WERE A LITTLE BIT MORE SUBLIME? TAKE A PIECE OF MY GOODWILL LET YOURSELF CHILL YOU KNOW IT AIN’T NO CRIME I’D LIKE TO MEDITATE STAY QUIET A WHILE NOBODY AROUND ESCAPE FROM SOUND JUST WANNA MEDITATE JUST TRY AND RELAX TAKE SOME TIME OUT WITHIN, WITHOUT I THINK YOU’RE GETTING TOO LOUD FOR YOUR WORLD OR MAYBE YOU CAN’T GET AWAY FROM ALL THOSE BOYS AND GIRLS MAKE SOME OTHER PLANS GO BACK TO DREAMLAND GIVE FREE TIME A WHIRL GREEN WHEELS FOURTEEN TIMES YOUR SIZE PURPLE PARTS OF PIPES POKING IN YOUR EYES EVIL FALLS AWAY IT’S A PERFECT DAY YOU KNOW IT AIN’T NO LIE TRY AND BE SOMEONE YOU ADMIRE TURN DOWN THE GAS THAT FEEDS THE FIRE LIVE TO FEEL GOOD, FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD TRY NOT TO BE SO WIRED IT’S JUST LIKE SOMEONE CRANKED UP YOUR BRAIN CONTEMPLATION NEEDS A REFRAIN YOU’RE THINKING TOO HARD JUST LET DOWN YOUR GUARD FEEL THE SUMMER RAIN
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You 04:36
ALL MY ILLUSIONS HAVE BEEN TORN APART ALL MY FEELINGS HAVE BEEN STEPPED UPON ALL MY PERSPECTIVES HAVE BEEN RIPPED AWAY BUT SOMEHOW I STILL CAN GO ON ALL OF MY DREAMS ARE IN QUESTION ALL OF MY FEARS MIGHT COME TRUE ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE FADING AWAY AND MY ONLY COMFORT RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW IS YOU YOU YOU MAKE MY DAYS BRIGHT I SMILE WHEN YOU’RE NEAR IT’S ALL CUZ I KNOW YOU WANT ME HERE EVERY NIGHT I AM TOSSING AND TURNING MY DREAMS DRIVE ME OUT OF MY MIND DREAMS ABOUT THINGS THAT REMAIN IN THE FUTURE DREAMS OF THINGS I’VE LEFT BEHIND ALL OF MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN OKAY ALL OF MY LIFE I’VE BEEN WELL BUT NOW I DON’T KNOW HOW I AM AT ALL AND MY ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS HELL IS YOU YOU YOU’RE KEEPING ME WARM I’M HOLDING YOU, TOO WE LAY DOWN TOGETHER WHEN THE DAY IS THROUGH EVERY DAY I FEEL SOMETHING IS MISSING DON’T KNOW HOW LONG TILL I FIND THE REST MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE WORRIED ABOUT ME JUST KNOW THAT I’M DOING MY BEST ALL OF ME KNOWS THAT I LOVE YOU ALL OF ME KNOWS THAT IT’S GOOD ALL OF ME DOESN’T KNOW WHO I CAN COUNT ON BUT THE ONLY PERSON I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD
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Glisten 04:35
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Bughouse 05:43
WE’RE GOIN’ BUGHOUSE PHIL IS PHUNKY WITH A P-H HANGIN’ WITH HIS HOMIE FAITH OR A STODDARD BY THE NAME OF RACH YOU KNOW HE’S CHILL, CUZ HE’S LIKE A CARTOON GOT ENOUGH ANIMATION TO MAKE THE LADIES SWOON HE’S COMING OVER TO MY ROOM AGAIN YOU KNOW I’M GLAD HE’S IN THE HOUSE YOU KNOW I’M GLAD HE’S MY FRIEND, BECAUSE NO ONE ELSE CAN BE SILLY LIKE HIM NOT G THE MACK, NOT EVEN BROTHA JIM BUGGIN’ IN THE HOUSE, YOU KNOW PHIL, HE’S FOR REAL HE TELLS ME WHERE HE’S OUT, YOU KNOW HE TELLS ME HOW HE FEELS DRIVIN’ TO THE KIA TO THE SONIC TO THE SLUSH GOT ENOUGH CRAZY LANGUAGE TO MAKE YOUR MAMA BLUSH GOT A BIG RANMA POSTER AND A SHOWTUNE VIBE HE’S GOT CUNNILINGUS AND A FOCUSED DIATRIBE BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE COMING OUT HIS MOUTH, YOU KNOW PHIL’S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT NOW IT’S TIME FOR US TO ACKNOWLEDGE WHAT IT MEANS TO BE GOING THROUGH COLLEGE WE GO BUGHOUSE YOU KNOW THAT’S WHERE IT’S AT THE BUGHOUSE FAMILY LIVIN’ REAL PHAT IT’S LIKE THAT YOU KNOW I’M GOING NUTTY LIKE A BAT CHILLIN’ IN MY OVERALLS AND MY FARMER HAT TIME TO GET REAL IN THE HOUSE OF THE BUG CUZ EVERYBODY’S CHILLIN’ WITH BUBBA THE PUG BUBBA THE PUG, BUBBA THE PUG EVERYBODY’S CHILLIN’ WITH BUBBA THE PUG
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Feezle Day 01:55

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Here it is in all its gargantuan glory...The debut Dr. Pants album. In the three years following his graduation from college, David Broyles was enormously creative, although he says he felt at the time like he was getting nothing done at all...Then, in the spring of 1999, Broyles realized that he had an enormous stockpile of material, both done in the recording studio and on his home studio 4-track. Broyles decided to RELEASE IT ALL, good sense be damned. Dr. Pants became the official name under which he would operate from then on...

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released February 24, 2000

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Dr. Pants Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Dr. Pants and Weird Files are the musical monikers of David Broyles, a songwriter/composer from Oklahoma City. Rock, folk, hip hop, electronic music, chamber composition and other things, from a nerdy, quirky perspective.

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