Feezle Day

by Dr. Pants

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about

Here it is in all its gargantuan glory...The debut Dr. Pants album. In the three years following his graduation from college, David Broyles was enormously creative, although he says he felt at the time like he was getting nothing done at all...Then, in the spring of 1999, Broyles realized that he had an enormous stockpile of material, both done in the recording studio and on his home studio 4-track. Broyles decided to RELEASE IT ALL, good sense be damned. Dr. Pants became the official name under which he would operate from then on...

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released February 24, 2000

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Track Name: Are You Listening?
YOU WANNA KILL? JUST AIM AND FIRE
I’D RATHER CHILL; IT TAKES ME HIGHER
I WANNA HEAR WHAT YOU CREATE
I WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE AND HATE

PUT THE RECORD ON
PUT THE RECORD ON
FEEL THE POWER OF ROCK AND ROLL
ARE YOU LISTENING?
IT’S GONNA SAVE YOUR SOUL

YOU WANNA READ? OPEN YOUR BOOK
YEAH, I CAN HANG; I’LL TAKE A LOOK
BUT HAVE YOU HEARD THIS NEW CD
ONE HUNDRED TALES TO SET YOU FREE

PUT THE RECORD ON
PUT THE RECORD ON
FEEL THE POWER OF ROCK AND ROLL
I’VE BEEN LISTENING
IT’S GONNA SAVE MY SOUL

YOU WANNA LIVE? WELL GO AHEAD
LIVE FOR ROCK AND ROLL UNTIL YOU’RE DEAD
JOHN, PAUL AND GEORGE, AND RINGO, TOO
PUT THE RECORD ON, YOU’LL KNOW WHAT TO DO
Track Name: Is It Evil?
IS IT EVIL?
IS IT EVIL?
IS IT EVIL?
IS IT EVIL?
YES…YES…
I SEE THE EVIL
THE EVIL OF THE PEOPLE
EVIL
EVIL
EVIL
EVIL
Track Name: Lovepig
LOVEPIG IS ON THE COUCH
LOVEPIG
LOVEPIG IS LICKING MY FACE
LOVEPIG
LOVEPIG IS FEELIN’ THE FUNK
LOVEPIG
Track Name: Around
LONELINESS IS NOT WHAT I LIKE BEST
IT PUTS MY SUPPOSEDLY STRONG HEART TO THE TEST
THINGS THAT I CAN’T DO, OR SAY TO YOUR FACE
JUST BECAUSE CIRCUMSTANCES HAVE PUT US OUT OF PLACE

I’M NOT THE GUY WHO WILL PUSH YOU AROUND
BUT I’LL PULL YOU TO ME AS MUCH AS I CAN
JUST GIVE ME THE ONE THING THAT MAKES MY HEART POUND
I JUST WANNA HOLD YOU AND BE YOUR MAN

I KNOW IT’S NOTHING I HAVEN’T SAID BEFORE
BUT BEING APART MAKES ME HAVE TO SAY IT ALL THE MORE
ON THE PHONE, OR I’LL SEND YOU A TAPE
THESE THINGS PUT MY SOUL IN SUCH BAD SHAPE

YOU ARE LIKE NOTHING I’VE EVER KNOWN
WE HELP EACH OTHER TO NOT FEEL SO ALONE
AND WHEN I HOLD YOU, YOU FULFILL ME
YOU MAKE ME CRAZY, YOU MAKE ME BE
Track Name: Gettin' a Gut
I’M STARTING TO GET SCARED
I LIVE IN FEAR
I THINK THE DAYS OF NOT BEING YOUNG ANYMORE
ARE GETTING NEAR
THERE’S A BIT OF A BULGE
DOWN BELOW MY CHEST
IT MIGHT BE ALL THAT BEER
I DRANK AT OKTOBERFEST

I’M GETTIN’ A GUT
ALL COVERED WITH HAIR
I’M ONLY 23 BUT
IT’S ALREADY THERE
I’M GETTIN’ A GUT
IT’S ABOUT TO STRIKE
DON’T’CHA DIG MY BIG OL’ GUT
IS THAT WHAT YOU LIKE?

IT’S LIKE A SNEAK ATTACK
PANTS ARE GETTING TIGHT
WILL I BE ABLE TO KEEP IT TAN
OR WILL IT BE PALE AND WHITE?
IT’S LIKE A MONSTER MOVIE
IT’S A BIG DISGRACE
MY FEAR ABOUT MY GUT
ALL OVER MY FACE
Track Name: Leave Me Alone
IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME
I TRY TO INVENT THE LIME
I GET MESSED UP IN THE HEAD
AND I DON’T KNOW WHAT I’VE SAID
BUT THE TRUTH IS OUT OF REACH
SO OTHERS TRY TO TEACH
BUT I TELL THEM TO SHUT UP
BECAUSE I DON’T WANNA KNOW

I WANNA BE WHO I AM
LET ME LEARN THE HARD WAY
I WANNA BE WHO I AM
I’M NOT THERE YET TODAY
SO LEAVE ME ALONE

IT SEEMS LIKE EVERY TIME
I TRY TO LIVE IN PEACE
MY MIND JUST DOESN’T CEASE
AND I GET A PARANOIA INCREASE
THINGS DON’T HAPPEN RIGHT
SO I JUST WANNA FIGHT
DON’T TRY TO MAKE ME STOP
CUZ I’LL JUST DRIVE ON DOWN THE BLOCK

GIVE ME STRENGTH AGAIN
TELL ME I’M NOT GONE
BE MY SUBTLE STANDBY
THIS THERAPY IS WRONG
TELL ME THERE’S NO DANGER
WHERE MY MIND WANTS TO WANDER TO
I’M TALKING TO MY LIME
I’M NOT TALKING TO YOU

GIVE ME A REPORT
WHEN I GET BACK TO TOWN
I’LL PROBABLY FEEL DOWN
CUZ MY MIND WILL JUMP AROUND
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT’S WITH ME
I JUST WANNA SEE
WHY I GET CONDEMNED
BECAUSE MY EXPERIENCE IS SLIM
Track Name: If You Ask Me
THEY SAY, “BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU ARE GIVEN.”
THE ONES THAT SAY IT ARE GETTING SOMETHING GOOD
THEY’RE THE ONES WHO NEVER FEEL DEPRIVED
THEY’RE THE ONES WHO FEEL LIKE THEY SHOULD

THAT’S NOT ME
THAT’S NOT ME
I’M SITTING HERE TOWING THE LINE
BUT IF YOU ASK ME, “HOW YA DOING?”
I’LL PROBABLY SAY I’M JUST FINE

SOMEBODY TOLD ME JUST THE OTHER DAY
YOU GET BACK WHAT YOU PUT IN
IF YOU STAY THE COURSE, IF YOU MAKE THE EFFORT
THAT’S WHEN YOUR TEAM’S GONNA WIN

THAT’S NOT ME
THAT’S NOT ME
I’VE LOST ALL THAT I HAD
BUT IF YOU ASK ME WHAT I THINK ABOUT IT
I’LL PROBABLY SAY THAT I’M GLAD

I THINK I READ SOMEWHERE, ONCE UPON A TIME
THERE WAS A MAN WHO LOOKED LIKE A GIRL
HE HAD A FRIEND WHO TOLD HIM WE’RE ALL LIVING IN
THE BEST OF ALL POSSIBLE WORLDS

THAT’S NOT ME
THAT’S NOT ME
I DON’T WANNA BE HERE TODAY
BUT IF YOU ASK ME, “HOW’S IT GOING?”
I’LL PROBABLY SAY IT’S OKAY
IF YOU ASK ME HOW I’M FEELING
I’LL PROBABLY SAY I’M OKAY
Track Name: Happy
HELLO, MY DEAR
WHAT’S GOING ON WITH YOU TODAY?
SO GLAD YOU’RE HERE
AND I’M GLAD YOU’LL ALWAYS STAY
I KNOW YOU’RE SCARED
THAT SOMEDAY I MIGHT GO
NEVER FEAR
I WROTE A SONG TO LET YOU KNOW

I’M HAPPY
TO BE WITH YOU
I’M HAPPY
YOU’RE HAPPY, TOO

IS IT A CRIME THAT I MISS YOU ALL DAY LONG?
I KNOW IT’S RIGHT, AND I KNOW IT’S NEVER WRONG
SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT WE SHOULDN’T BE AS ONE
THEY DON’T KNOW SHIT
THEY DON’T KNOW IT’S THIS MUCH FUN
Track Name: (I Just Wanna) Feel Your Love Again
LET’S MAKE LOVE IN THE AFTERNOON
I WANNA FEEL YOUR BODY CLOSE TO MINE
LET’S GO OUT JUST THE TWO OF US TONIGHT
LET’S GO HAVE A GOOD TIME

CUZ I JUST WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE AGAIN
IT USED TO BE SO FINE, WHY DID IT HAVE TO END?
I JUST WANNA FEEL YOUR LOVE AGAIN
YOU USED TO BE SO KIND, YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND

I WANNA HEAR YOU WHISPER IN MY EAR
I WANNA HEAR YOU SAY YOU LOVE ME
I WANT YOU TO SMILE WHEN I WALK INTO THE ROOM
DON’T ACT LIKE YOU’RE ABOVE ME

YOU TREATED ME BAD
I AIN’T SAYING THAT’S ALL RIGHT
I JUST WANNA BE THE ONE
THAT KEEPS YOU WARM AT NIGHT
AND EVEN THOUGH I KNOW
THIS PAIN AIN’T GOIN’ AWAY
I STILL WANNA LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS
I STILL WANNA LOVE YOU FOR THE REST OF MY DAYS

I DIDN’T WANT TO LEAVE YOU LIKE I DID
I DIDN’T WANNA CAUSE YOU PAIN
I WAS HURTING, I NEARLY LOST MY MIND
FOR FEAR OUR LOVE WAS IN VAIN
SO NOW I ASK YOU TO GIVE YOUR LOVE TO M
TAKE WHAT’S INSIDE AND LET IT OUT
I KNOW YOU FEEL, SO LET THOSE FEELINGS SHOW
YOU KNOW THAT’S WHAT IT’S ALL ABOUT
Track Name: My Pants
MY PANTS ARE LOOSE
MY PANTS ARE TIGHT
MY PANTS ARE BLACK
MY PANTS ARE WHITE
MY PANTS ARE OLD
MY PANTS ARE NEW
WHEN IT COMES TO LEGS
MY PANTS HAVE TWO
MY PANTS ARE BIG
MY PANTS ARE SMALL
MY PANTS WILL PUT YOU
UP AGAINST THE WALL
MY PANTS ARE STUPID
MY PANTS ARE SMART
MY PANTS DON’T STOP
BUT THEY MIGHT START, YEAH

DO YA LIKE MY PANTS?

MY PANTS ARE WILD
MY PANTS ARE TAME
MY PANTS ARE ABLE
MY PANTS ARE LAME
MY PANTS ARE WEAK
MY PANTS ARE STRONG
MY PANTS ARE WHY
I WROTE THIS SONG
MY PANTS ARE LOVE
MY PANTS ARE HATE
MY PANTS ARE CURVY
MY PANTS ARE STRAIGHT
MY PANTS ARE HARDCORE
MY PANTS RELAXED
MY PANTS A MESS
MY PANTS IN STACKS

DO YA LIKE MY PANTS?

MY PANTS ARE REAL
MY PANTS ARE FAKE
MY PANTS ASLEEP
MY PANTS AWAKE
MY PANTS ARE FAST
MY PANTS ARE SLOW
MY PANTS IN RAIN
MY PANTS IN SNOW
MY PANTS ARE RIGHT
MY PANTS ARE WRONG
MY PANTS KINDERGARTEN
MY PANTS ARE DONG
MY PANTS ARE GOOD
MY PANTS ARE BAD
MY PANTS SUPER BITCHIN’
MY PANTS ARE RAD

DO YA LIKE MY PANTS?

MY PANTS ARE GONE
MY PANTS ARE HERE
MY PANTS LIKE SODA
MY PANTS LIKE BEER
MY PANTS ARE UGLY
MY PANTS ARE NICE
MY PANTS CHARBROILED
MY PANTS ON ICE
MY PANTS CAN KILL YOU
MY PANTS CAN HEAL
MY PANTS CAN GIVE
MY PANTS CAN STEAL
MY PANTS IN DOUBT
MY PANTS BONAFIDE
MY PANTS IN THE HOUSE
MY PANTS OUTSIDE

DO YA LIKE MY PANTS?
Track Name: Winning Me Over
WE USED TO BE THE BEST OF FRIENDS
NOW IT LOOKS LIKE ALL THE THINGS WE’VE BEEN
HAVE GONE BAD
IT’S SO SAD
WE USED TO BE SO CIVILIZED
NOW I CAN’T LOOK IN YOUR EYES
ANYMORE
WHAT FOR?
I’M GOING BACK TO WHERE I BELONG
I’M GOING BACK TO A BEAUTIFUL SONG
I’M GOING BACK TO THE ONE THAT I LOVE

CUZ SHE’S WINNING ME OVER
SHE’S WINNING ME OVER FROM YOU
SHE’S WINNING ME OVER FROM YOU
AND I KNOW THAT IT’S TRUE
BECAUSE ALL THE THINGS THAT I DO
THEY WIN HER, TOO

WE WERE YOUNG AND WE WERE INSANE
AND WE WERE HAPPY TO FEEL THE PAIN
OF OUR LOVE
WE GOT SHOVED
BUT NOW YOU THINK THAT YOU’RE GONNA WIN
BUT NOW I’M FALLING IN LOVE AGAIN
AND IT’S REAL
IT’S HOW I FEEL
I’M HERE AGAIN AND I’M FEELING GOOD
I FEEL LIKE I KNOW I SHOULD
SHE’S HERE TO SHOW YOU HOW IT’S DONE

IT FEELS BRAND NEW TO ME
IT FEELS SO GOOD TO ME
IT’S TIME FOR HER TO LET ME BE ME
Track Name: Ruins
I HAD SOMETHING I SHOULD HAVE VALUED
I DIDN’T REALIZE
THAT YOU COULD HAVE BEEN IMPORTANT TO ME
WITHOUT THAT KIND OF TIES
THE WAYS OF THE WORLD SWALLOWED MY MIND
I TURNED INTO A FOOL
SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TOLD ME
THAT IT JUST WASN’T COOL

THE RESPECT
IT FALLS DOWN IN RUINS
SO WHAT DO I DO NOW?
I KEPT A DISTANCE, BUT YOU NEVER CAME BACK
TO BUILD AGAIN, I DON’T KNOW HOW

MISINTERPRETATION I’VE DONE
FROM A NEED TO BELIEVE
YOU DON’T KNOW WHAT IT IS
TO GIVE AND GIVE AND NOT RECEIVE
IF YOU REALLY CARED
WHY DIDN’T YOU TRY TO EXPLAIN?
YOU LEFT IT ALL ALONE
AND JUST LET ME GO INSANE

HEY HEY
DON’T MAKE ME PARANOID
HEY HEY
IT’S TOO EASY TO AVOID

SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
THAT I COULDN’T RELAX
SOMEBODY SHOULD HAVE TOLD YOU
THAT I NEEDED THE FACTS
I’M JUST SO SORRY
THAT IT TURNED OUT THIS WAY
I GUESS IT’S ALL MY FAULT
THAT WE DON’T SPEAK TODAY
Track Name: Grown Up Now
I’M SICK OF TRYING, NEEDING
STRESSING OUT AND GETTING NOTHING BACK
FROM HURTING
SQUIRTING THE TEARS OUT FROM MY EYES
I CRY NEEDING YOU
AND NEEDING A REAL LIFE, SOME CONCRETE
AND AN INDICATION THAT I’M ON MY OWN TWO FEET

BUT YOU KNOW THAT’S OKAY
IT’S TIME FOR CHILDHOOD HAPPINESS
TO GET UP AND GO AWAY
I’M GROWN UP NOW

I HAVE NO PLACE, NO SPACE
CUZ I CAN’T GET A JOB AND PAY THE RENT
I’M SPENT
AND TO TOP IT OFF MY WOMAN IS IN GEORGIA
OH LORD YA
YA GOTTA GET ME THROUGH CUZ I AM GONE
SO WRONG ABOUT WHAT IT’D BE LIKE WHEN I GOT HERE

I’M SHOCKED BY MY DISMAY
AT THE FACT THAT CHILDHOOD HAPPINESS
HAS GOT UP AND GONE AWAY
I’M GROWN UP NOW

I’M SICK OF PAIN, DISDAIN
HATRED FOR MONEY AND ITS DEEDS
I BLEED MY HEART OUT TO MY WOMAN ON THE PHONE
I DRONE AND RAMBLE
ABOUT HOW MUCH I MISS HER
TO KISS HER
I WOULD GIVE ALL THE MONEY THAT I NEED

TO LIVE OUT EVERY DAY
IN A WORLD WHERE CHILDHOOD HAPPINESS
HAS GOT UP AND GONE AWAY
I’M GROWN UP NOW
Track Name: Vacation
IN THE HOUSE I READ A BOOK OR TWO
IN THE HOUSE I SIT AND THINK ABOUT YOU
IN THE HOUSE I WISH I LIVED SOMEWHERE ELSE
IN THE HOUSE I STEW INSIDE MY HELL

IT’S ALL CUZ YOU’RE GONE

IN MY BRAIN I THINK I MIGHT BE GOD
IN MY BRAIN I HAVE A LOT OF THOUGHTS
IN MY BRAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT
IN MY BRAIN I DON’T KNOW WHAT I WANT

IN THE WORLD I’M NOT LIKE ANYBODY
IN THE WORLD I WANNA LOVE EVERYBODY
IN THE WORLD I ALWAYS WANT YOU HERE
IN THE WORLD I NEED YOU TO CALM MY FEARS
Track Name: Spectator
SOMEBODY SAID THAT IT WOULDN’T LAST
BUT I WANT YOU TO KNOW THAT IT WASN’T ME
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WOULD HELP TO LOOK AROUND
INSTEAD OF SPENDING ALL YOUR TIME WATCHING TV
AND NOW IT’S ALMOST OVER
YOUR LIVES HAVE FALLEN APART
I’M JUST STANDING BY AND I’M WATCHING IT HAPPEN
AND I’M SEEING YOUR PAIN AND I KNOW IT’S TOO LATE

SOMEBODY SAID IT’S ALL ABOUT YOUR PARENTS
BUT I THINK IF YOU WANT YOU CAN ESCAPE FROM YOUR GENES
YOU TREAT EACH OTHER LIKE YOU DON’T EVEN CARE
AND YOU THINK THAT THE END’S JUSTIFYING THE MEANS
BUT YOU JUST WON’T ADMIT IT
THAT YOU BOTH MIGHT HAVE BEEN WRONG
IT WASN’T REAL TO YOU AND NOW IT’S DECAYING
AND THAT WILL BE LEFT IS A SAD, SAD SONG

YOU KNOW LOVE IS NOT DUTY-FREE
IT’S LIKE A PROJECT YOU’RE CONSTANTLY WORKING ON
IT MUST BE FED TO LIVE
SO TAKE A LOOK AT THAT PERSON YOU’RE JERKING ON
RIGHT ON

SOMEBODY SAID THAT YOU JUST WEREN’T READY
AND IT’S PROBABLY A LOT MORE TRUE THAN YOU KNOW
INSTEAD OF FEELING LIKE YOU WERE IN IT TOGETHER
YOU BOTH WANTED TO FEEL LIKE YOU WERE RUNNING THE SHOW
AND NOW THAT IT’S OVER
YOU FINALLY UNDERSTAND
YOU BOTH BECAME THE PEOPLE YOU HATED
AND NOW YOU HAVE TO QUIT AND START ALL OVER AGAIN
Track Name: I Want You
ONCE UPON A TIME
I WOULD’VE NEVER SAID IT LIKE THIS
I THOUGHT YOU WOULDN’T WANT ME TO
BUT NOW I SEE THAT THESE THINGS ARE IMPORTANT
AND THEY’RE ALL A PART OF YOU
UNRIVALED BY EVERY GIRL AROUND YOU
YOU’RE THE ONE THAT MAKES ME FEEL THIS WAY
WHAT I CAN I DO BUT REACH OUT AND TOUCH YOU?
PULL YOU CLOSER UNTIL I CAN SAY

THAT I WANT YOU
I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL WANTED
BUT I CAN’T IF YOU WON’T LET ME PROVE
THAT I WANT YOU
I WANT TO MAKE YOU FEEL WANTED
SO TELL ME WHAT I’M SUPPOSED TO DO

HOW CAN I TELL YOU ABOUT MY DESIRE
WHEN I DON’T THINK YOU HEAR WHAT I SAY?
WHEN YOU LISTEN TO ME AGAIN
I’LL TELL YOU ABOUT IT EVERY DAY
I THINK ABOUT YOU MORE THAN ANYTHING ELSE
ANYONE ELSE OR ANYWHERE
I DREAM ABOUT YOUR EYES, YOUR BODY AND YOUR SKIN
AND I DREAM ABOUT YOUR HAIR

DEEP INSIDE YOUR INSIDE PLACE
THERE’S A GIRL WHO KNOWS THIS IS TRUE
THAT I’M THE MAN WHO LOVES YOU MORE THAN ALL
AND YOUR BEAUTY MAKES ME A FOOL
MAYBE I TOOK YOUR GOOD HEART FOR GRANTED
AND I KNOW I HURT YOU SO BAD
I FEEL LIKE I HAVE WASTED THE WORLD
PLEASE DON’T LET IT MAKE YOU STAY SAD
Track Name: Dandy
I’M ABOUT TO KICK THIS SHIT ONE TIME
ON THE SCENE WITH A NEW FRESH RHYME
LIKE A BRAND NEW TOMATO PICKED OFF THE VINE
YOU’RE GONNA SAVOR EVERY BITE CUZ IT’S SO FINE
SNERT 61 IS MY SCREEN NAME
MY SUPER FRESH STYLE’S GONNA GET ME FAME
I JAM ON THE WEASEL AND I RHYME ABOUT PANTS
IF YOU ASK ME TO FAKE IT I’LL SAY NO CHANCE
I’M THE PIED PIPER YOU CAN CALL ME PIED
WENT TO LONG JOHN SILVER’S TO GET SOME FRIED
WHEN I’M ON THE MIC I’M SO DIGNIFIED
BY THE LAWS OF FUNK I DO ABIDE
I’M ALL ABOUT THAT TYLENOL ACTION
I TAKE IT FOR PAIN RELIEF SATISFACTION
I AIN’T ABOUT PAIN, I AIN’T ABOUT SUFFERIN’
I TAKE TYLENOL BUT I DON’T TAKE BUFFERIN

GOT THE AQUARIUS SIGN CUZ I WAS BORN IN JANUARY
I RHYME LIKE A MOTHER AND I SING LIKE A CANARY
WHEN YOU HEAR MY RECORD YOU’LL SAY HAIL MARY
I GOTS ROXY MUSIC LIKE I WAS BRYAN FERRY
YOU KNOW THAT MY WIFE KEEPS ME SATISFIED
YOU KNOW WE’VE LAUGHED AND THAT WE’VE CRIED
NO PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT, NO DIVORCE ATTORNEY
YOU KNOW I’M GONNA LOVE HER FAITHFULLY LIKE JOURNEY
I’M GOIN’ BUGHOUSE AND I’M DOIN’ THE WEASEL
YOU KNOW ON FEEZLE DAY I GO OUT AND SEE THE FEEZLES
I DON’T GOT THE MUMPS & I DON’T GOT THE MEASELS
MY RHYMES FUEL YOU UP LIKE HARDCORE DIESEL
GONNA BE THE MAD PROMOTER WHEN I PUT ON WEASELFEST
TIME TO PUT A GREAT IDEA TO THE TEST
WHEN I’M PUTTIN’ SHIT TOGETHER YOU KNOW THAT I’M THE BEST
MASTER OF THE WAVEFORM & I’M RIDIN’ THE CREST

INTIMIDATIN’ PLAYAZ CUZ I GOTS MAD MATERIAL
IT’S NOT JUST SPOOKY IT’S FUCKIN’ ETHEREAL
HONEY NUT CHEERIOS IS MY FAVORITE CEREAL
I’M GRAND MOFF TARKIN, I’M A BADASS IMPERIAL
CHASTITY BONO, CHASTITY BELT
LUCY LAWLESS, LUCY VAN PELT
I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL THAT I HAVE FELT
I SOUND SO NICE I MAKE THE LADIES MELT
GROOVES SO SMOOTH YOU THINK I USE AND EPILATOR
HIT MY TARGET EVERY TIME LIKE THE TERMINATOR
MAKIN’ IT SO HOT YOU’LL NEED A VENTILATOR
DON’T EDIT MY SHIT I JUST USE RAW DATA
HEAR MY SHIT & YOU KNOW IT’S THE MEAT
RHYMES FROM THE MIND NOT FROM THE STREET
MAKE YOU WIGGLE YOUR ASS & MOVE YOUR FEET
BUSTIN’ OLD SCHOOL RHYMES OVER OLD SCHOOL BEATS
Track Name: My Size
MY HEAD FEELS HUGE
IT’S GOT THE WHOLE WORLD, MY UNIVERSE INSIDE IT
IT MAKES ME FEEL JUST LIKE GOD DOES
THAT’S WHY I HIDE IT
I’M TRYING TO HIDE FROM YOU
BECAUSE I FEAR YOU’RE JUST LIKE ME
ALL OF US ARE CONSCIOUS
AND NOT A ONE OF US IS FREE

WHY WILL WE DIE
AND KNOW NOTHING ABOUT WHAT AWAITS US?
FAITH IS NOT TRUTH
IT SAYS NOTHING ABOUT WHAT CREATES US
FAITH JUST MASKS MY PAIN
ABOUT THE FEAR I HAVE EACH DAY
YET I STILL GO ABOUT MY BUSINESS THE SAME OLD WAY

EVEN THOUGH I’M TOO BIG
I TRY TO KNOW I’M SMALL
BUT WHEN I LOOK UP IN THE SKY
IT DOESN’T HELP AT ALL
SOMETIMES I HEAR THINGS
THAT I THINK MIGHT BE TRUE
BUT THEN A VOICE INSIDE MY HEAD
SAYS, “THAT’LL NEVER DO”

I’M LIVING NOW
CONSCIOUS OF MORE THAN WHAT MAKES ME FEEL GOOD
I AM STILL YOUNG
MAYBE I’LL GET IT
IF ONLY I COULD RIGHT NOW
MY PATIENCE IS LITTLE
I FEEL MY CLICK TICK TOO FAST
SO I TREASURE LIFE
AND KEEP TRYING TO MAKE IT LAST
Track Name: Some Things
YOU’RE OUT OF TOWN, I’M OUT OF TOUCH
IT SEEMS I’M NOT MUCH FUN ANYMORE
MY HOROSCOPE SAYS THAT I’M TOO WEIRD
SO HOW COME I STILL FEEL LIKE A BORE?
THE PAPERS SAY THAT FUN HAS DIED
THAT WORKING IS THE ONLY THING LEFT
THE PHOTOGRAPH OF THE EMPTY ROOM
IN WHICH THE FUN USED TO BE KEPT

SOMETHING IS MISSING AGAIN
SOMETHING IS MAKING ME SEARCH IN VAIN
SOME THINGS HAVE ALREADY BEEN
SOME THINGS WILL START TO BECOME MUNDANE

IS LIFE A JOKE? THE HELL IT IS
I FEEL LIKE I COULD UPROOT A TREE
SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE GIVEN UP
WHY SHOULDN’T THEY BE LAUGHING AT ME?

IT’S TIME TO SAY GOODBYE TO MY SOCIAL LIFE
CUZ IT’S GONE AND I’M BORED AND I’M SEIZING
THEY PUT ME IN AN EMOTIONAL CAVE
AND I SCREAM, “LET ME OUT” CUZ I’M FREEZING

IT’S ALL A TRICK, IT’S ALL A RUSE
I DON’T THINK I CAN GO ON WITH IT NOW
BUT THEN AGAIN, I’M JUST A FOOL
MY TROUBLED MIND IS TIPPING THE COWS
IT’S NOT WORTH TRYING TO FIGURE OUT
WE MIGHT AS WELL JUST HANG OUT AND CHILL
BECAUSE IF I DON’T SING ABOUT IT NOW
I KNOW SOME TIME SOMBODY ELSE WILL
Track Name: Under The Lights
WE USED TO LIVE UNDER THE LIGHTS
WE USED TO HANG OUT EVERY NIGHT
WE USED TO KNOW THE MEANING OF LIFE
WE USED TO LIVE UNDER THE LIGHTS

WE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING
WE NEVER WANTED TO SPREAD OUR WINGS
WE ALWAYS KNEW WHAT WAS HAPPENING
WE NEVER NEEDED ANYTHING

AND I MISS YOU
YOU KNOW I DO AND I CAN’T BELIEVE
THAT WE’LL NEVER BE THERE AGAIN
AND IN MY HEAD
MIKE B. ISN’T DEAD
AND THE CAFES NEVER CLOSE AND MAKE YOU GO HOME

I NEVER NEEDED TO HAVE A DRINK
I ALWAYS HAD ENOUGH TIME TO THINK
FEELING MY WAY WORKED OUT OKAY
WITH GREGORY STARK AND RACHEL FINK

AND I MISS YOU
YOU KNOW I DO AND I CAN’T BELIEVE
THAT WE’LL NEVER BE THERE AGAIN
AND IN MY HEAD
GREG STARK ISN’T DEAD
AND THE CAFES NEVER CLOSE AND MAKE YOU GO HOME

I ALWAYS WANT THE THINGS I LACK
BUT NOW I NEVER CAN GO BACK
TO THE PLACE WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME
CUZ SINCE THEN IT’S NEVER BEEN THE SAME

WE USED TO LIVE UNDER THE LIGHTS
WE USED TO HANG OUT EVERY NIGHT
THERE WILL BE LIGHTS AGAIN ONE DAY
AND YOU’LL BE THERE AND I WON’T HAVE TO SAY

THAT I MISS YOU
YOU KNOW I DO AND I CAN’T BELIEVE
THAT WE’LL NEVER BE THERE AGAIN
AND IN MY HEAD
MATT FLOYD ISN’T DEAD
AND THE CAFÉS NEVER CLOSE AND MAKE YOU GO HOME
AND I MISS YOU
YOU KNOW I DO AND I CAN’T BELIEVE
THAT WE’LL NEVER BE THERE AGAIN
AND IN MY HEAD
MIKE AND GREG, GREG T, GREG S, DEVON, NATASHA, WENDY, MEGHAN, SARAH, LAURA H, AMY, HILLARY, DAVE AND BEKAH ARE HERE
WE USED TO LIVE UNDER THE LIGHTS
Track Name: Meditate
HEY, WHY YOU MAKING SO MUCH NOISE TODAY?
STOP LOOKING FOR THE PERFECT TIME,
OR IT’LL NEVER COME YOUR WAY
YOU GOTTA MAKE SURE YOU KNOW WHAT YOU’RE GOING FOR
BEFORE YOU GET CARRIED AWAY
YOU KNOW IT’S LIKE YOU’RE JUST WASTING YOUR TIME
DON’T YOU WISH YOU WERE
A LITTLE BIT MORE SUBLIME?
TAKE A PIECE OF MY GOODWILL
LET YOURSELF CHILL
YOU KNOW IT AIN’T NO CRIME

I’D LIKE TO MEDITATE
STAY QUIET A WHILE
NOBODY AROUND
ESCAPE FROM SOUND
JUST WANNA MEDITATE
JUST TRY AND RELAX
TAKE SOME TIME OUT
WITHIN, WITHOUT

I THINK YOU’RE GETTING TOO LOUD FOR YOUR WORLD
OR MAYBE YOU CAN’T GET AWAY FROM ALL THOSE BOYS AND GIRLS
MAKE SOME OTHER PLANS
GO BACK TO DREAMLAND
GIVE FREE TIME A WHIRL
GREEN WHEELS FOURTEEN TIMES YOUR SIZE
PURPLE PARTS OF PIPES POKING IN YOUR EYES
EVIL FALLS AWAY
IT’S A PERFECT DAY
YOU KNOW IT AIN’T NO LIE

TRY AND BE SOMEONE YOU ADMIRE
TURN DOWN THE GAS THAT FEEDS THE FIRE
LIVE TO FEEL GOOD, FEEL LIKE YOU SHOULD
TRY NOT TO BE SO WIRED
IT’S JUST LIKE SOMEONE CRANKED UP YOUR BRAIN
CONTEMPLATION NEEDS A REFRAIN
YOU’RE THINKING TOO HARD
JUST LET DOWN YOUR GUARD
FEEL THE SUMMER RAIN
Track Name: You
ALL MY ILLUSIONS HAVE BEEN TORN APART
ALL MY FEELINGS HAVE BEEN STEPPED UPON
ALL MY PERSPECTIVES HAVE BEEN RIPPED AWAY
BUT SOMEHOW I STILL CAN GO ON
ALL OF MY DREAMS ARE IN QUESTION
ALL OF MY FEARS MIGHT COME TRUE
ALL OF MY FRIENDS ARE FADING AWAY
AND MY ONLY COMFORT RIGHT HERE AND RIGHT NOW

IS YOU
YOU
YOU MAKE MY DAYS BRIGHT
I SMILE WHEN YOU’RE NEAR
IT’S ALL CUZ I KNOW
YOU WANT ME HERE

EVERY NIGHT I AM TOSSING AND TURNING
MY DREAMS DRIVE ME OUT OF MY MIND
DREAMS ABOUT THINGS THAT REMAIN IN THE FUTURE
DREAMS OF THINGS I’VE LEFT BEHIND
ALL OF MY LIFE I HAVE BEEN OKAY
ALL OF MY LIFE I’VE BEEN WELL
BUT NOW I DON’T KNOW HOW I AM AT ALL
AND MY ONLY WAY TO GET OUT OF THIS HELL

IS YOU
YOU
YOU’RE KEEPING ME WARM
I’M HOLDING YOU, TOO
WE LAY DOWN TOGETHER
WHEN THE DAY IS THROUGH

EVERY DAY I FEEL SOMETHING IS MISSING
DON’T KNOW HOW LONG TILL I FIND THE REST
MAYBE YOU MIGHT BE WORRIED ABOUT ME
JUST KNOW THAT I’M DOING MY BEST
ALL OF ME KNOWS THAT I LOVE YOU
ALL OF ME KNOWS THAT IT’S GOOD
ALL OF ME DOESN’T KNOW WHO I CAN COUNT ON
BUT THE ONLY PERSON I FEEL LIKE I SHOULD
Track Name: Bughouse
WE’RE GOIN’ BUGHOUSE

PHIL IS PHUNKY WITH A P-H
HANGIN’ WITH HIS HOMIE FAITH
OR A STODDARD BY THE NAME OF RACH
YOU KNOW HE’S CHILL, CUZ HE’S LIKE A CARTOON
GOT ENOUGH ANIMATION TO MAKE THE LADIES SWOON
HE’S COMING OVER TO MY ROOM AGAIN
YOU KNOW I’M GLAD HE’S IN THE HOUSE
YOU KNOW I’M GLAD HE’S MY FRIEND, BECAUSE
NO ONE ELSE CAN BE SILLY LIKE HIM
NOT G THE MACK, NOT EVEN BROTHA JIM

BUGGIN’ IN THE HOUSE, YOU KNOW PHIL, HE’S FOR REAL
HE TELLS ME WHERE HE’S OUT, YOU KNOW HE TELLS ME HOW HE FEELS
DRIVIN’ TO THE KIA TO THE SONIC TO THE SLUSH
GOT ENOUGH CRAZY LANGUAGE TO MAKE YOUR MAMA BLUSH
GOT A BIG RANMA POSTER AND A SHOWTUNE VIBE
HE’S GOT CUNNILINGUS AND A FOCUSED DIATRIBE
BANANAS IN PAJAMAS ARE COMING OUT HIS MOUTH, YOU KNOW
PHIL’S GOT SOMETHING TO SAY WITHOUT ANY DOUBT

NOW IT’S TIME FOR US TO ACKNOWLEDGE
WHAT IT MEANS TO BE GOING THROUGH COLLEGE
WE GO BUGHOUSE
YOU KNOW THAT’S WHERE IT’S AT
THE BUGHOUSE FAMILY LIVIN’ REAL PHAT
IT’S LIKE THAT
YOU KNOW I’M GOING NUTTY LIKE A BAT
CHILLIN’ IN MY OVERALLS AND MY FARMER HAT
TIME TO GET REAL IN THE HOUSE OF THE BUG
CUZ EVERYBODY’S CHILLIN’ WITH BUBBA THE PUG

BUBBA THE PUG, BUBBA THE PUG
EVERYBODY’S CHILLIN’ WITH BUBBA THE PUG