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from Feezle Day by Dr. Pants

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lyrics

I’M ABOUT TO KICK THIS SHIT ONE TIME
ON THE SCENE WITH A NEW FRESH RHYME
LIKE A BRAND NEW TOMATO PICKED OFF THE VINE
YOU’RE GONNA SAVOR EVERY BITE CUZ IT’S SO FINE
SNERT 61 IS MY SCREEN NAME
MY SUPER FRESH STYLE’S GONNA GET ME FAME
I JAM ON THE WEASEL AND I RHYME ABOUT PANTS
IF YOU ASK ME TO FAKE IT I’LL SAY NO CHANCE
I’M THE PIED PIPER YOU CAN CALL ME PIED
WENT TO LONG JOHN SILVER’S TO GET SOME FRIED
WHEN I’M ON THE MIC I’M SO DIGNIFIED
BY THE LAWS OF FUNK I DO ABIDE
I’M ALL ABOUT THAT TYLENOL ACTION
I TAKE IT FOR PAIN RELIEF SATISFACTION
I AIN’T ABOUT PAIN, I AIN’T ABOUT SUFFERIN’
I TAKE TYLENOL BUT I DON’T TAKE BUFFERIN

GOT THE AQUARIUS SIGN CUZ I WAS BORN IN JANUARY
I RHYME LIKE A MOTHER AND I SING LIKE A CANARY
WHEN YOU HEAR MY RECORD YOU’LL SAY HAIL MARY
I GOTS ROXY MUSIC LIKE I WAS BRYAN FERRY
YOU KNOW THAT MY WIFE KEEPS ME SATISFIED
YOU KNOW WE’VE LAUGHED AND THAT WE’VE CRIED
NO PRENUPTIAL AGREEMENT, NO DIVORCE ATTORNEY
YOU KNOW I’M GONNA LOVE HER FAITHFULLY LIKE JOURNEY
I’M GOIN’ BUGHOUSE AND I’M DOIN’ THE WEASEL
YOU KNOW ON FEEZLE DAY I GO OUT AND SEE THE FEEZLES
I DON’T GOT THE MUMPS & I DON’T GOT THE MEASELS
MY RHYMES FUEL YOU UP LIKE HARDCORE DIESEL
GONNA BE THE MAD PROMOTER WHEN I PUT ON WEASELFEST
TIME TO PUT A GREAT IDEA TO THE TEST
WHEN I’M PUTTIN’ SHIT TOGETHER YOU KNOW THAT I’M THE BEST
MASTER OF THE WAVEFORM & I’M RIDIN’ THE CREST

INTIMIDATIN’ PLAYAZ CUZ I GOTS MAD MATERIAL
IT’S NOT JUST SPOOKY IT’S FUCKIN’ ETHEREAL
HONEY NUT CHEERIOS IS MY FAVORITE CEREAL
I’M GRAND MOFF TARKIN, I’M A BADASS IMPERIAL
CHASTITY BONO, CHASTITY BELT
LUCY LAWLESS, LUCY VAN PELT
I’LL MAKE YOU FEEL ALL THAT I HAVE FELT
I SOUND SO NICE I MAKE THE LADIES MELT
GROOVES SO SMOOTH YOU THINK I USE AND EPILATOR
HIT MY TARGET EVERY TIME LIKE THE TERMINATOR
MAKIN’ IT SO HOT YOU’LL NEED A VENTILATOR
DON’T EDIT MY SHIT I JUST USE RAW DATA
HEAR MY SHIT & YOU KNOW IT’S THE MEAT
RHYMES FROM THE MIND NOT FROM THE STREET
MAKE YOU WIGGLE YOUR ASS & MOVE YOUR FEET
BUSTIN’ OLD SCHOOL RHYMES OVER OLD SCHOOL BEATS

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from Feezle Day, track released February 24, 2000
See Digital Booklet for details.

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Dr. Pants Oklahoma City, Oklahoma

Dr. Pants and Weird Files are the musical monikers of David Broyles, a songwriter/composer from Oklahoma City. Rock, folk, hip hop, electronic music, chamber composition and other things, from a nerdy, quirky perspective.

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