Screwdriver Is Sonic

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The 2nd of our 2 Doctor Who-inspired tracks.

lyrics

MAYBE YOUR SEAL IS HERMETIC OR YOUR WOMAN IS BIONIC
I GOT YOU BEAT BECAUSE MY SCREWDRIVER IS SONIC
YOU COULD BE BATMAN AND ROBIN, YOU COULD BE BLUNTMAN AND CHRONIC
I'LL DEFEAT YOUR DUO CUZ MY SCREWDRIVER IS SONIC
MAYBE YOUR MAMA IS A VAMPIRE OR YOUR POWER IS DEMONIC
I GOT YOU BEAT BECAUSE MY SCREWDRIVER IS SONIC
MAYBE YOUR PLEASURE IS GUILTY OR YOUR FANDOM IS IRONIC
IT DON'T MATTER CUZ MY SCREWDRIVER IS SONIC

LET ME INTRODUCE YOU TO MY SONIC SCREWDRIVER
NOT SOMETHING THAT YOU PICK UP AT THE SHOP FOR A FIVER
PERHAPS THE GREATEST TOOL ANYONE EVER INVENTED
"O, TO HAVE A SONIC" MANY PEOPLE HAVE LAMENTED
REPAIRING CIRCUITRY OR PATCHING UP CONDUITS
USE IT FOR ANYTHING IF I PUT MY MIND TO IT
BREAKING DOWN THE LIMITS OF YOUR IMAGINATION
CHECK MY RHYME AS I ADJUST THE CALIBRATION

BREAK OPEN LOCKED DOORS AND IDENTIFY SPECIES
DISABLE ROBOTS AND THEIR VARIOUS PROSTHESES
TURN OUT THE LIGHTS OR ANALYZE CONTENTS
ENGAGE IN MICROSCOPIC CORRESPONDENCE
CAPABLE OF ENTERING TALL BUILDINGS WITH A SINGLE BUZZ
THEY WISH THEY HAD ONE ON THE ENTERPRISE TO BATTLE BORG, CUZ
MY SCREWDRIVER CAN HELP WHATEVER I NEED TO ACCOMPLISH
IT'S SONIC LIKE A HEDGEHOG AND IT'S USEFUL LIKE A BABELFISH

BEEN ROCKIN' THE SONIC SINCE THE 1970'S
SURMISE THE SITUATION DON'T ALWAYS HAVE TIME FOR PLEASANTRIES
WHIP OUT THE SCREWDRIVER AND ASSESS THE CIRCUMSTANCES
ONE OF THE ONLY THINGS THAT'S AS DOPE AS DR. PANTS IS
MORE INCREDIBLE THAN ANYTHING MADE BY STARK INDUSTRIES
IT'S THE TOOL YOU DREAM ABOUT IN ALL YOUR GEEKIEST FANTASIES
DON'T WANT NO HARRY POTTER WAND OR LIGHTSABER
I NEED MY SONIC LIKE ASTHMATICS NEED INHALERS

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from Bigger On The Inside, released November 8, 2013

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